I'm really looking forward to this day... Over the past 5 or so years the douche bags of the world have been going a little over board when it comes to tattooing their bodies... Covering every inch like they're a side show freak from a 1930's carnival.. oh.. You better stretch your earlobes out too.. cause then.. and only then will you be "too cool for school".. are you really that starved for attention or were you actually asked to join some African tribe where giant disgusting earlobes is a rite of passage for a young man?
I'm all for some cool tatts.. I think their great.. but come on.. Every asshole on the street these days has a fucking full sleeve.. Why? Do you really think when you're 60 you're going to be into your weird japanese dragon eating a phrase from your favorite obscure book?... Some quote that you think no one else has read.. because you're sooooo fucking original... you're so original that you only dress the way everyone else is dressing... cause god forbid you don't fit in? Oh, wait.. that's the oposite of originality.. idiot.
These god damn morrons with the neck tattoos? You're 23 and have an internship at some graphic design company and you're sooo fucking street that you need a NECK TATT? what the fuck? Unless you've done a stint at Rikers or you've shot someone in Compton.. DON'T GET A NECK TATTOO!!!!!
Alright I'm not here to tell people what to do... but really.. come on.. Full sleeves, neck tatts, huge earlobes.... ugh... I'm really not sayin' "Hey hippy, cut that hair".. but it's not even the minority anymore.. It's every asshole with an arts degree.. It's every dick head who's ever been to CBGB's... It's every douche bag who move's to a "big city" and immediatly believes " OH.. I BELONG HERE"... well let me be the first to say... no you don't.... HA...
My goal for the day.. walk up to the first dick head wearing a fedora, tight black jeans, who has a neck tatt and huge earlobes.. punch them square in the throat and scream.. YOU'RE FATHER NEVER LOVED YOU!!!" I guess then we'll see who's "street".. asshole
ugh,
G.Y.M.
^^^This guy has stretched earlobes...
ReplyDeleteAnd only visible tattoos
I like tatts, its just hype like 90s tribals, top or bottom arm bands and jap calligraphy. Hype is about fitting in. Unfortunately once your fully covered your going to look like a modern gay porn actor... With isnt a bad thing unless you got the tatt cause you think your a hetero...
ReplyDeleteI like tatts, its just hype like 90s tribals, top or bottom arm bands and jap calligraphy. Hype is about fitting in. Unfortunately once your fully covered your going to look like a modern gay porn actor... With isnt a bad thing unless you got the tatt cause you think your a hetero...
ReplyDeleteFuck you and your lame ass tattoo! ! Hahaha! Stupid suckers... fuckn sheeple..
ReplyDeleteTatts are SO PLAYED OUT they are for posers, douchebags and mentally unstable people who NEED ATTENTION. LOOK AT ME!!! Thats all tattoos are a huge billboard that says I AM AN INSECURE NARCISSIST.
ReplyDeleteNow before you crucify me, I am currently undergoing tattoo removal from my young teen years (I am now 37, started removal at 36) simply because EVERYONE has tattoos now and I would rather shell out 5g then look remotely like any of these people in todays society.
Tattoos show me one thing, you make BAD DECISIONS and you have NO CARE OR THOUGHT FOR THE FUTURE.
Seriously, tell me at 35 you like the same shit you did at 18 and I will tell you that is sad and you need to GROW UP.
I actually just dumped a dude who went from a couple of shoulder tattoos to 2 full sleeves. Not only did it kill the attraction but it made me realize how much of a child he was. When I told him he will probably NOT like these ugly tatts at age 40 he looked dumbfounded.
He is an idiot and a loser, as are 99% of people with tattoos, dead between the ears.