"Do you prefer the over or under when it comes to your toilet paper roll hanging method?" "What's you're favorite type of chip... brand and flavor?" "Can you poop in a public bathroom?"...
You see.. to me these are completely appropriate conversation starters at a party or bar or whatever... I'd much rather hear your reasoning to why you think the "over the top" toilet paper hang is preferable to the underneath method... But when I try and start these conversations while I'm "out" it's usually returned with a lack luster response...
Either people give the one word answer, or just ignore the question all together... Desperately looking for someone more "interesting" to talk to than me... What is that? These are the things I wanna talk about... If you can find the 2% of people that will respond to one of these questions enthusiastically or even throw back with an even more retarded topic of conversation.. then in my opinion you've found someone you wanna talk to at a party...
Now granted I admittedly do not like most people... maybe it's because I have severe social anxiety or maybe it's because people are just fucking boring... I'm sure it's my own fault.. this is why I self medicate with brown liquids... but maybe it's not my fault.
Maybe I'm just an asshole (well I am an asshole) but at least I know I'm an asshole... but fuck! why are people so stuck up.. why can't people roll with it? Just take the piss out of each other and laugh about it? I'll mock people to their face in the hopes that they'll throw it right back at me.. Why is that wrong?
I dunno.. I suppose I have a problem with insecurity and this is the reason I choose to make fun of others... I sincerely don't wanna make someone feel bad... but I do wanna make myself laugh (Oh the dichotomy) ... I guess I do it 'cause it helps keep me sane.. (or whatever)
PLEASE! If someone comes up to you at a party and asks "If you could punch one person in the face right now and get away with it... who would it be?".. JUST ENTERTAIN THE FUCKING QUESTION... because whoever asked you... is really fun and you're going to wanna continue talking to them at this party.. and if you don't.. then you're the rest of 98% of douche bags out there and you should just give up... so.. don't be a douche.. be an ass!
ugh
G.Y.M.
OVER. its because when you can't find the end and you need some TP you can just whack the roll and let it spin until the end starts unraveling. not to mention this provides a bit of excitement to an otherwise ordinary bowl movement.
ReplyDelete...seems to be the way professionals do it too.
_tyson_
1. Under. If you have it over, it's more likely to get CRAZY and if you pull too hard, you'll get too much!!
ReplyDelete2. Brand and flavour? I think I'd go with Old Dutch Jalapeno & Pepper. Delicious!
3. Yes, as a matter of fact, I can.
I would find it completely acceptable to have a conversation like this at a party. =)